Sarcastic people have feelings too.
For the love you want to express with full-on snarkiness, this is the card you’ve been waiting for.
This is a handmade letterpress printed card on 300g/m2 matte black paper, with silver rubber ink. It comes with a warm white envelope.
Card size: A6 closed (105 x 148 mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches).
Envelope size: C6 (114 x 162 mm / 4.5 x 6.4 inches).
Each card contains a fully biodegradable 80g/m2 seed-paper disk to grow a mix of herbs: parsley, dill, thyme, chives and basil. Write a wish on it and plant.
Diameter: 100 mm / 4 inches.
Herbs grow best with full sun, in well-drained, moisture-retentive, fertile soil. Water about once per week. In case of extreme heat, water twice per week.